Mother's day, Killer Bunnies, and Decimation

Today is Mother's day.  When I woke up, I found my mother already up and working on breakfast.  I said, "Mom it's Mother's day!  Go back to bed!"  But she didn't.  And my stomach was grateful.  Anyways, after that we went to our church, Bethlehem Baptist.  My mom and dad went up front with Marcus and Zoe.  The pastor stood up and started talking about "baby decimation."  What an inhuman practice!!!  I would understand baby consecration or something like that, but baby decimation!?!?!?  Needless to say, I was quite shocked, and availed myself of the trash receptacles when I became quite ill at them saying that.  Thankfully, there was no baby decimation.  My mom was talking later about how nice the baby dedication was, and I stared at her blankly.  What was she talking about?????  In the end, we had our extended family over for a brunch (mom made scones!!)  Afterwards, we gave Mom presents.  I got her a game called Killer Bunnies and the Quest for the Magic Carrot, which she's wanted for a while.  It's.... well.... odd, to say the least.    "Good King Wenceslas came down...."  Sorry, I'm listening to music, and I love this song.  It's a cool rock version of it, with a synthesizer and stuff.  I guess I'd better publish this.